crippled-pvp:

blue is for disabled people. I’m stealing it from cops. confiscating it . when I’m talking about “the boys in blue” I’m talking about this dude :

a blue sign with a white stick figure in a wheelchair in the center. this is the traditional icon used for handicapped parking in the USA.ALT

stepdadjesus:

bismuthcladbattleship:

musicprincess655:

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

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I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

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teaboot:

gaphic:

gaphic:

sometimes neurodivergence questions will be like ‘do you find activities more enjoyable when they are activities you enjoy’ and it really makes me wonder if this ‘neurotypical’ thing has just been a big practical joke all along

‘do you find it disruptive to your focus when your focus on a task is disrupted suddenly and without warning’ this CANNOT be diagnostic criteria. they are playing us for fools

“Do you find it difficult to make yourself complete dull or unpleasant tasks with no immediate benefits or rewards?” Not at all Margaret, I’m actively excited to take part in bad activities I don’t like that make me feel bad

himbofisher:

woolandflax:

cringepoop:

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You wouldn’t understand

is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com

lovesjustachemical:

marzipanandminutiae:

losing my mind that someone thinks that some women wear Kim K waist trainers to the gym because historical costumers/dress history specialists dare to talk about corsets not being torture devices online

see screenshot below:

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like

my guy

those are demographics with NEGATIVE overlap

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brehaaorgana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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¼ of you guys live like this

Yeah that tracks


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notajerusalemcricket:

tooies:

felipe-kuso:

tooies:

it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can’t i go in

Isn’t this how you get murdered?

no. it’s how you get poisoned by mold or crushed by broken floorboards or whatever but there aren’t murderers just hanging out in every abandoned building like cockroaches

Oh man i cant wait to murder people. Let me go into a place that is defined by having no people inside to do so